Mudz: GREETINGS MY DEAR FELLAS! Well I gotta tell you something really important and also sad. Since- *Noodle interrupts* Noodle: You are not asking a thing! We have old messages and we want new ones! Mudz: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT INTERRUPTING!? But, uhm, that’s right, we want you to ASK us, and I am a demanding god, like you should know. BUT Also another- *2D Interrupts* 2D: We are kinda busy right now and- *Murdoc covers his mouth.* Mudz: I AM TALKING! Yes, and we will come back in a couple of months. Russel: Are we going to answear every single old ask then? Mudz: Well i was thinking in- *Noodle interrupts.* Noodle: But we promised!!! Mudz: Ok, we are doing it. Noodle: Yaaay! Del: Even those questions about your abusive relationship with 2D? Mudz: … WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER OK!? 2D: People ask me things?! Mudz: No. OK SEE YOU LATER SUBJECTS!!!!
Mudz: … This is so wrong in so many motherfucking ways…
Mudz: We are back, and well writting here just because I can HAHAHA. Don’t forget that we are waiting for your asks so… Russel: Just shoot, chicks & dudes! Oh btw Del is here, so if you want to ask something to him, he will be pleased to answer! Del: Yo, man. not even Hannibal is going to be ready for the rad of my posts! Mudz: Yeaah yeah sure, whatever we don’t care. 2D: And now that Murdoc let us move in our answers I think things are going better!!! Noods: Get the cool~ Get the cool shoe-shineeee~ Mudz: WE WILL BE WAITING!!! But don’t make me wait too much you ass-lickers. YOUR KING WANTS LOVE!!!!
Mudz: My dear subjects, thanks for supporting us, I know how much you love ME and stuff but I have a terrible thing to tell you all. Yes, we are having a little uh… “gap” a couple of weeks maybe, who knows.
Russel: But yo man! When we come back here, this is gonna be like one of those MIB ancient movies! Rad! Mudz: … Whot? Never mind. SO SEE YA IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS! Noods: We are going to reply every single- *Mudz interrupts* Mudz: DON’T YOU DARE, WASABI FUCKER! DON’T YOU DARE TO CONTINUE THAT PHRASE!
Noods: … everysingleaskeveryday!
Mudz: YOU…………………!!! Russel: So see ya, chicks and dudes!
Mudz: Ok… This is the first time I search my name on this weird site, and you know whot I found!? COME ON GUYS! I AM NOT DEAD. HOW THE BLOODY HELL YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!
I AM NOT DEAD!
NO ESTOY MUERTO!
ICH BIN NICHT TOT!
JE NE SUIS PAS MORT!
WATASHI WA SHIN DENAIDESU! (<— I needed Noods for this one)
CLEAR!? GOOD!!! and also… KEEP ASKING YOU ALL!!!!!!