Mudz: GREETINGS MY DEAR FELLAS! Well I gotta tell you something really important and also sad. Since- *Noodle interrupts*

Noodle: You are not asking a thing! We have old messages and we want new ones!

Mudz: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT INTERRUPTING!? But, uhm, that’s right, we want you to ASK us, and I am a demanding god, like you should know. BUT Also another- *2D Interrupts*

2D: We are kinda busy right now and- *Murdoc covers his mouth.*

Mudz: I AM TALKING! Yes, and we will come back in a couple of months.

Russel: Are we going to answear every single old ask then?

Mudz: Well i was thinking in- *Noodle interrupts.*

Noodle: But we promised!!!

Mudz: Ok, we are doing it.

Noodle: Yaaay!

Del: Even those questions about your abusive relationship with 2D?

Mudz: … WE WILL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER OK!?

2D: People ask me things?!

Mudz: No. OK SEE YOU LATER SUBJECTS!!!!

Mudz: We are back, and well writting here just because I can HAHAHA. Don’t forget that we are waiting for your asks so…

Russel: Just shoot, chicks & dudes! Oh btw Del is here, so if you want to ask something to him, he will be pleased to answer!

Del: Yo, man. not even Hannibal is going to be ready for the rad of my posts!

Mudz: Yeaah yeah sure, whatever we don’t care.

2D: And now that Murdoc let us move in our answers I think things are going better!!!

Noods: Get the cool~ Get the cool shoe-shineeee~

Mudz: WE WILL BE WAITING!!! But don’t make me wait too much you ass-lickers. YOUR KING WANTS LOVE!!!!

Mudz: My dear subjects, thanks for supporting us, I know how much you love ME and stuff but I have a terrible thing to tell you all. Yes, we are having a little uh… “gap” a couple of weeks maybe, who knows.

Russel: But yo man! When we come back here, this is gonna be like one of those MIB ancient movies! Rad!

Mudz: … Whot? Never mind. SO SEE YA IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!

Noods: We are going to reply every single- *Mudz interrupts*

Mudz: DON’T YOU DARE, WASABI FUCKER! DON’T YOU DARE TO CONTINUE THAT PHRASE!

Noods: … everysingleaskeveryday!

Mudz: YOU…………………!!!

Russel: So see ya, chicks and dudes!

Mudz: Ok… This is the first time I search my name on this weird site, and you know whot I found!? COME ON GUYS! I AM NOT DEAD. HOW THE BLOODY HELL YOU CAN BELIEVE THAT!!!

I AM NOT DEAD!

NO ESTOY MUERTO!

ICH BIN NICHT TOT!

JE NE SUIS PAS MORT!

WATASHI WA SHIN DENAIDESU! (<— I needed Noods for this one)

CLEAR!? GOOD!!! and also… KEEP ASKING YOU ALL!!!!!!